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Husband Wife Jokes || Husband and Wife

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husband wife jokes are very popular jokes in day to day life. Sweet discussion and argument between husband and wife in english make interesting jokes of husband wife. 
Forget your tension, reduce your stress and hangout with funny jokes. We are sure our husband wife Jokes will make you roll with laughter. Pati patni ki ladai Mithi Mithi nok jhok majedaar chutkule ban jaate hai. Hasya Vyangya Maje ligiye, Khub Hansiye aur Swastha Rahiye.

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Top 10 Husband Wife Jokes That Make You Laugh

Wife: Judge Sahab Mujhy mere husband se Divorce chahiye.
Judge: Magar wo to No.-1 kabaddi champion hai. 
Wife: Yeh hi to problem hai.
Anadi Khiladi sirf Chhookar kar bhaag jaata hai.

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Pati apni patni ka hath apne hath mein liye bajar mein ghum rha tha.
Tabhi Rastey mein uska dost usey mila aur bola
“Kya Baat hai yar, Shadi ke itne saal bad bhi apni patni ke pati
Itna Pyar dekh kar Dil khush ho gya.”
Pati: Arey, Aisa kuch nahi hai yar,
Iska hath Chhodte hi,
Ye kisi bhi Dukan mein ghus jati hai, Isliye pakda hua hai.

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Sharabi : Agar mere hath mein Sarkar hoti to,
Mein Desh ki Takdeer badal deta…
Sharabi ki Wife (Gusse se): Arey,
Pahele apna Pajama to badal le, Karam jale…
Subah se meri Salwar pahan kar Ghum rha hai.

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Wife: Har Successful aadmi ke piche 1 aurat hoti hai.
Husband: Aur agar 1 se jyada aurtey hui to?
Khatarnaak jawab…
Wife: To bad me us Safal aur mahan aadmi ki kahani
“Sawdhan India” mein dikhate hai.

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1 Wife ka Whatsapp Status
mai tum par viswas karti hu
par yaad rakhna mera viswas aur
tumhara haddiya ek sath tuttegi

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Shaadi ke baad husband-wife movie dekhne gaye
Husband - tum purus ko kis Nazar se dekhti ho
Wife - Saadi ke baad- "Ek tha Tiger" aur
saadi se pahle "Tiger abhi jinda hai"

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Pati apni patni se (suhagraat ko):
Jaaneman apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...
Chehra dekte hi pati bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
Patni: Dear recent research se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.

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Wife: Kaash tum aise sms hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Aur kaash tum
aisi Ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.

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Saadi ki pahli raat ko patni boli-
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.

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Kaun Banega Crorepati mein mujhse 1
Crore ka prashn(Question) puchha gaya ki
"Aap ki nazar mein duniya ki sabse
khatarnaak mahila kaun hai?"
kasam se maine 1 Crore ko thokakar
maar di par naam nahin batya
kyonki shaam ko ghar bhi jaana tha....
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Few More Bonous Husband wife jokes

Aaj subah se hi mere mitr likh rahe hain ...
"jo amrit pite hain unhen Dev kahate hain aur jo vish pite hain unhen MahaaDev kahte hain!"
are bhai ... jo Rojaana donon hi cheez thoda thoda karake pite hain unhen bhi to PatiDev kahte hain!

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Husband-Aajkal ghar me Wife bhi baat-baat mein GST-GST bolane lagi hai.
ghar mein koi bhi bahas chal raha hai vah GST bol kar bahas ko khatm kar deti hai.
tang aakar main poonchh hi liya: - "ye tum baat karte-karte beech mein
hi GST bol kar chal dete ho- kya matalab hai tumhaara ?
aur usane jo javaab diya to Mai sar pakad kar baith gaya
G - galati(mistake)
S - bas(only)
T - tumhaari(Yours) hai ....

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Pati: aaj se tum Manager ke saath rahane vaali ho.
Patni: awww kaise hon vo dikhane mein?
Pati: paagal kaheen ki, main Manager ban gaya hoon.

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Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...........husband wife jokes

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Dev aur Patidev donon mein kya antar hai?
Dev ki aarti - Sukhkarta, Dukhharta...
Patidev ki aarti - Aisaakarta, Vaisaakarta !

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Wife: shaadi ke baad tum mujhase Jaada pyaar nahi karte...
Husband: Darling Exam clear hone ke baad kaun padhata hai?

  

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