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Jokes With Santa Banta

Jokes With Santa Banta

Today the website "Chutkule - Jokes make you laugh" brings 'Jokes With Santa Banta' which will make you laugh and you will forget all your tension.

In this blog 'Jokes With Santa Banta' you will get many different types of funny jokes like Santa to Banta Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi and many more.

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Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi


Santa एक Nurse के प्यार में गिरा,

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बहोत सोचने के बाद उसने नर्स को प्रपोज किया,

और कहा – “I Love you Sister”

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Santa अपने बेटे का Admission करवाने स्कुल में गया,

तब उसके बेटे को पूछा गया – What is your mother tongue ?”

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उसके बेटे ने Santa से पूछा, तो Santa ने जवाब दिया

“बोल दे Very Long”

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Banta : एक साधु से बोला “बाबा मेरी पत्नी मुझे बहोत हैरान करती है, कोई उपाय बताओ

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साधु : बेटा, उपाय होता तो मैं साधु क्यों बनता !



मेंढ़क और सान्ता में बहस छिडी

मेढ़क – “तुम्हारे में दिमाग नहीं है”

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सान्ता – “हैं”

मेढ़क – “नहीं है”

सान्ता – “है”

उतने में मेढ़क पानी में कूद गया…

सान्ता – “ले अब, उसमें Suicide करने वाली क्या बात थी”

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एक आदमी ने सान्ता से पूछा – “अकल बडी या भैंस ?”

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Santa – “पहले दोनों कि जन्म तारीख बताओ”



प्रश्न – “सान्ता क्यो दरवाजे के बहार जाकर Exam दे रहा था”

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उत्तर – “क्यो कि वह Entrance Exam दे रहा था”

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बन्ता को एक आदमी ने पूछा

What is Ford ?

बन्ता – “गाडी है ।”

आदमी – “What is Oxford ?”

बन्ता – “बैलगाडी”

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Santa को एक बहोत ही Difficult सवाल पूछा गया

सबसे पहले क्या आया “मूर्गी” या “अंडा” ?

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Santa – “यार, सीधी सी बात है, जिसका Order पहले दोगे वो आयेगा ?”

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सान्ता पहेली बार ट्रेन में सफर करने वाला था,

तब घोषणा हुई – “बिना टिकीट सफर करनेवाले यात्री होशियार….”

घोषणा हो ही रही थी की सान्ता बोला – “अरे वाह ! बिना टिकीट सफर करनेवाले यात्री होशियार और हमने टिकीट ली तो हम बेवकूफ”

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सान्ता – “इन्सान को जिन्दगी में कोई भी प्रोब्लेम हो तो कहा जाना चाहिए ?”

बन्ता – “किसान के पास…”


सान्ता – “क्यों ?”


बन्ता – “क्यों कि उसके पास ‘हल’ होता है”

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Best Santa Banta Jokes (Top. 30 Hindi)


Santa:-yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: “message sending failed” likh ke bhej de..



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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi



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Santa x banta-“i m going” ko hindi m kya kahenge? Banta-m ja raha hun santa-sale ans de pahle ques ka ans diye bina to tera baap b ni ja skta



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Santa:tum ek bar me kitne logo ko utha sakte ho banta:4logo ko santa tumse aacha to murga hi hai vo ek bar me pure mohalla ko utha deta hai he! He! He!



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Santa ke lips jale hu the Banta : kaise jale santa : wife ko raliway seteation droop karne gaya tha. Banta : To ? Santa : kushi ka mare train ke engine ko choom liya



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Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.


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Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kar di? Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nayi dekha?’ WALK when u TALK’..



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Santa ke ghar me daku ghus gya. . . . . Daku-sona kaha hai? . . . . . Santa-pura hi ghar khali pada hai.jaha chao wahan so jao:-P ek like to banta hai apne smart santa ke liye(y)



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Santa ne Banta se kaha:- ”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” . . Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh dena, “paas karke dikha”



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Santa: Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai.? Tere dost ki death ho gayi hai.. Tu gaya kyu nayi?? Banta: Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nayi..



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Santa : Matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar “matlbi” dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai….. 😀 😛



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Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai ? . . Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai, Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha . Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya . . Banta: Kyon ? Chain Chandi Ki Laya tha Kya ? . . . Santa: Nahi , Cycle Ki…!!



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Santa Banta se: Sadi gharwali karwachauth da vrat nahi karadi, balki is din ek roti jayada hi khandi hai. Banta: Admi dekh ke hi vrat rakhya janda hai..


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Santa banta joks santa:how does an electric motor run… banta:dhuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr santa:stop iiiiiiiiit……. banta:dhuuurrr dump dump dhumpp…



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Santa : train me raat bhar nind nahi aai upar ki seat mili thi garmi bahut thi. . . Banta : to xchnge kar leta. . . . . Santa : kis’se karta niche ki seat par koi aaya hi nahi. .! Phir kisse seat xchnge karta…..



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SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H…??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . “LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN.. 😉 😛 😀



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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.



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Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha banta ne pucha ye kya kr raha he santa bola lassi bana raha hun Banta: ye kya pagalpan he teri aise harkatho ki wajah se hum pr joke bante he Ab . . . . . Itni sari lassi kon piyeega



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Santa- “Pados mein kya chal raha he? Banta- “Birthday hai” Santa- “Kiska?” Banta- “Tuyu ka.” Santa ne puchha, “Tuyu?” Banta- “Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de rahahai… – Happy Birthday Tuyu! abb ye kab samje ge ye santa or banta…



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Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . 😛 😉 😀



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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.



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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.



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Santa was drawing money 4rm ATM. Banta,who was just behind him in d line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s 4444. Santa: U r wrng . It’s 1894



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A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u? Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…



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Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say – Long Time No C..! 😛 😉 😀


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AK SCENE ME SANTA AUR BANTA KLE AUR SEB KA ROLL KRTE HE AUR DONO ME LDAI HO JATI HAI KELA; TUJHE TO LOG KAT KAR KHAT HE. SEB TUJHE TO LOG NANGA KRK KHATE HE. HA HA HA!

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Santa. Menu raat gali ch 1000 da note labhiya oste likhiya c. I Love U. Banta..te pher. Santa.pher ki main. Same x U.likh ke othe vaps rakhta.


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Santa- oye tumne apni sagai kyu toddi banta -array uska koi bf nahi tha santa – toh? banta- jo aj tak kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kya hogi?


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