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Top 10 Non-Veg Husband Wife Jokes

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Top 10 Non-Veg Husband Wife Jokes

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Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..
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Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh
Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..
Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..
Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi  ?
Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..
Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..
Kal hum fir aajayege..

Ek pati patni train ke uper wale sit pe baithe the ..
Pati : Jab mai Papsi Bolu to tum kapdhe utar dena..
Jab mai Coka cola bolu to tange faila dena,
Aur Jan tum ThumsUp Bologi to mai andar dal dunga..
Niche wale sit pe baitha santa bolta hai..
Agar mere uper tumhara limca gira to maa ch*d dunga

Santa ki Biwi pregnent thi,
Toh santa uske sath nahi kar skta tha..
Ek din santa office se ghar aake biwi se bolta hai..
“Mere ko bahut hawas lagi thi to
mai banta ki biwi ko 100 rupee deke
uske sath kar aaya ”
Biwi : “Tum to lut ke aagye gye,
banta to 50 me mere sath kar jata hai
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Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..

Ek adami Bra karidne ke liya Bra ki Dukan Me jata hai,,
Wi ek hi rang ki 5 Bra karid leta hai..
Wife Ek hi rang ke sare Bra dekh ke gusse me ho gai ..
Wife : Tum pagal ho kya , Ek hi rang ke sare Bra karid laye..
Log kya soche ge ki mai e
k hi Bra roj pahanti hu..
Pati ghusse me : Kaun log ?

Husband bola good night ,
Wife Boli aise kaise good night,
Pahle do light,
Fir karo hathiyar tight,
Cucchi ka lo bite,
Pussy se karo fight,
Fir hoti good night !!
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Wife: Talaak Ke baad Ladka Mere Saath Rahega.
Pati: Nahin Mere Saath Rahega...
Wife: Waah Re Waah, Matka Mera, Dudh Mera,
Thoda sa 'Dahi' Kya Daal Diya Pura Panir Tera.?

Suhagraat Mein Husband Ne Apni Wife Ki
Aankhon Ko Chuma..
Wife: Yeh Kya.?
Husband: Aankhen Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hain.. .. .
Wife: Chutiye ! Niche Library Mein Aag Lagi
Hain Aur Tu Kitaab Padh Raha Hain..?
Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni
Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar
Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss
Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

Bonous - Non-Veg husband wife joke

Patni Pati Se – Kuchh Kahoon, Tum Maroge To Nahi?
Pati- Nahi.
Patni- Mujhe Garbh Rah Gaya Hai.
Pati- Are Vaah!!! Ye To Khushi Ki Baat Hai.
Tu Dar Kyon Rahi Thi?
Patni- College Ke Dino Me Jab Papa Se
Yahi Baat Bataya Tha To Badi Maar Lagi Thi, Isliye!!!
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